Arcade Horror is more than just a
website that reviews games and consoles, we like to pride
ourselves as people who love nothing more than laughing along
(and often at) the good people of the planet Earth. This
week we have launched our new blog, a regular event where we
show some of the best (and often the worst) things of all
time. It's more than a collection of awful trash, its
more than a smattering of giggle worthy videos, I like to look
at it as a portal that reflects the failure of man and how our
failures make us very awesome.
Really
it's all just a poor excuse to show off some shite that lurks
around the net.
Ladies and gentlemen I warn you,
dragons lurk on the horizon where the oceans meet the edge of
the earth. Do you have the courage to swallow every
second of footage?
Go forth
then brave warrior!
The first torture device on our list is
this amazing song from Leonard Nimoy. After watching
this you will never look at Spock seriously
again.
Our next video is one of the best songs that have ever
existed. When you're standing your ground, when you're on fire,
when you're...taking it all...you've got the touch. People, bow
down to your God - Stan Bush.
Forgot your crack pipe at home? Don't
worry, this should get your through until you get back home
to a big fat rock.
I dare you to sit through
this piece of shit movies from the 80s. Creating Rem Leznar.
Creating terror in anyone with any tastes. I'm all for people
talking about their dreams and their passions but sometimes you
need a clip like this to remind you that some people should
shut the hell up.
Ok you've lasted this long, it's time to
reward your patience with my favourite GTA 4 Stunt Montage
of all time. I love this
planet!
See you
next week with another five videos to avoid! Leave a
comment to let us know that we suck.
Comments
Nic
05 Oct 2009, 20:59
The Machinma reminds me of Scrappy Tom's Opus, done with the original
Battlefield. And there's a couple of other boat throwing ones I remember
from waaay back.
Also, Leonard Nimoy, WTF?
Bec
05 Oct 2009, 21:07
What. The. Fuck. I can't get over the Bilbo Baggins song.
And WHY is that guy wearing blue tights and a cape?
(er, I kinda liked the Japanese one! At least I liked the song).
Coxster
06 Oct 2009, 00:43
You can watch the whole thing on youtube lmao. í dare you to do it. the
movie is called creating rem leznar...it's the worst piece of trash ever.
the leonard nimoy song was awful but i balanced it out with stan bush. yin
and yang.
*blows up mountain with his cobra fist*
Protector Jaxxx
06 Oct 2009, 23:17
You got the touch! You got the pooooower yeah! I have been looking for
that song forever. Completely forgot who sung it or where it came from.
Thanks!
Bec
06 Oct 2009, 23:29
That Stan Bush is hawwwt. Those gently flowing locks just kill me.
Coxster
08 Oct 2009, 14:03
haha it is the BEST MAN SONG ever. EVERZ!!!!
Coooeee Kids
09 Oct 2009, 10:13
...now i know why you call yourselves Arcade Horror...
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